{"id":290,"date":"2010-06-15T22:13:18","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T05:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/?p=290"},"modified":"2010-06-15T22:13:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T05:13:40","slug":"from-the-simpsons-eeny-teeny-maya-moe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"From &#8220;The Simpsons&#8221; &#8211; Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep coming back to this episode every time I feel a bit down. There&#8217;s one part towards the end that always gets to me.<\/p>\n<p>Moe Szyslak: [<em>after Maya dumps him, Moe is cleaning his empty bar when Homer comes in<\/em>] Whatsa matter, Homer?<br \/>\nHomer Simpson: Not a thing in the world.<br \/>\nMoe Szyslak: Yeah, I wish I could say the same.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Homer Simpson: Moe, this is a great thing for you. You went from sitting on the sidelines to getting in the game! Sometime, when you least expect it, you&#8217;ll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that&#8217;ll make you smile.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And to be honest, it kind of does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep coming back to this episode every time I feel a bit down. There&#8217;s one part towards the end that always gets to me. Moe Szyslak: [after Maya dumps him, Moe is cleaning his empty bar when Homer comes in] Whatsa matter, Homer? Homer Simpson: Not a thing in the world. Moe Szyslak: Yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[80,81],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.rolandcarlos.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}